Hmm.. Well I'll suggest it, but I don't think many of my friends are going to take me up on the offer... In fact I think I may land myself in hot water... =(
So ..wait a second, looks like when we get older we get on the other side and like seul meetings? Ummm, no bueno... private speach works but not in the hot shower..that's a two way conversation ;)
Amusing for my "nakkie fusimotor"...always funny to see how men believe they have a saying in this =)) Here it come my question regardless your success criteria "Are you coming to the shower?" Ole Nors
Did you ever consider how incredibly fortunate we are to be alive during this time in the human evolution… we enjoy something very few humans in history have enjoyed or will enjoy in the future… the “Hot Shower”. Think about it. Yes, hot water has been around since fire… and once someone invented the trough and the barrel humans were able to take hot bathes, all be it many repeated bathes in the same water by different people, yuck, but hot non the less. Then only a very short time ago in our history, we invented two amazing devices, plumbing and the hot water heater… and thus the marvelous, magical, magnificent, glorious, sublime, lovely, delightful, fantastic, sensational, incredible, fabulous, out of this world, erotic even Hot Shower was born. We stand, I know everyone of you has, with the hot water hitting the back of your neck, viscous warmth cascading down your back until 50 gallons of H20 have snuck out and headed on a long journey home to the sea. It is heaven… But heed my words, enjoy it whilst you can for it will not be around much longer. The demand is too great, and the its need to valuable to be wasted for such nonsensical and frivolous human entertainment. The future will demand we create devices that do not require water to clean ourselves… We most likely in the future will stand in a sonic chamber that will simply shake the dirt off of us (our fillings to). Historians and teachers will one day remark how we partook of this ritual, and students shaking their heads will ask why. Don’t get me wrong new methods may feel wonderful of their own accord… but they cannot ever replace what you and I have taken for granted since our childhood… the Hot Shower… enjoy my friends, enjoy.
Was that a mute sign Ole Nors ? =D
ReplyDeleteHa!...good one Jeff G
ReplyDeleteHmm.. Well I'll suggest it, but I don't think many of my friends are going to take me up on the offer... In fact I think I may land myself in hot water... =(
ReplyDeleteTime to become a conservationist!
ReplyDeleteShowers are better in two so I don't care what you people say =D
ReplyDeleteNo..I don't like the crowds Shane holgate
ReplyDeleteI hear ya Perry J. Greenbaum but I totally dismiss it, still better in two =)
ReplyDeleteisso bommmmm muito bommmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteWhen in student times, I was a strong conservationist - having many good meetings under shower... :-)
ReplyDeleteSo ..wait a second, looks like when we get older we get on the other side and like seul meetings? Ummm, no bueno... private speach works but not in the hot shower..that's a two way conversation ;)
ReplyDeleteOle Nors you still owe me a good article before the shower =P
ReplyDeleteAmusing for my "nakkie fusimotor"...always funny to see how men believe they have a saying in this =))
ReplyDeleteHere it come my question regardless your success criteria "Are you coming to the shower?" Ole Nors
Well if this foreplay is indictive of anything you two are in for the most complicated and unconventional shower of your lives... ;)
ReplyDeleteIndictive foreplay? Ummm..we were just fooling around. Also showers are fun and never complicated ;)
ReplyDeleteShowers are never complicated? http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/1a/f9/67/complicated-shower.jpg
ReplyDeleteThat's not a complicated shower Chris Roberts =))
ReplyDeleteJeff G IUD prevents this complications ...but this is just a shower, no one said anything about sex in the shower ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure more water is used that way. lol
ReplyDeleteWhy does "Psycho" come to mind
ReplyDeleteDid you ever consider how incredibly fortunate we are to be alive during this time in the human evolution… we enjoy something very few humans in history have enjoyed or will enjoy in the future… the “Hot Shower”. Think about it. Yes, hot water has been around since fire… and once someone invented the trough and the barrel humans were able to take hot bathes, all be it many repeated bathes in the same water by different people, yuck, but hot non the less. Then only a very short time ago in our history, we invented two amazing devices, plumbing and the hot water heater… and thus the marvelous, magical, magnificent, glorious, sublime, lovely, delightful, fantastic, sensational, incredible, fabulous, out of this world, erotic even Hot Shower was born. We stand, I know everyone of you has, with the hot water hitting the back of your neck, viscous warmth cascading down your back until 50 gallons of H20 have snuck out and headed on a long journey home to the sea. It is heaven… But heed my words, enjoy it whilst you can for it will not be around much longer. The demand is too great, and the its need to valuable to be wasted for such nonsensical and frivolous human entertainment. The future will demand we create devices that do not require water to clean ourselves… We most likely in the future will stand in a sonic chamber that will simply shake the dirt off of us (our fillings to). Historians and teachers will one day remark how we partook of this ritual, and students shaking their heads will ask why. Don’t get me wrong new methods may feel wonderful of their own accord… but they cannot ever replace what you and I have taken for granted since our childhood… the Hot Shower… enjoy my friends, enjoy.
ReplyDeleteWhat...? I hope you're wrong side hot showers are way to fun =)
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