
Santa Clause myth & physics
According to Scientific American when you decide to dispel the Santa Claus myth, make it a teachable moment. But when exactly is the right time to do it?
Some physicists like Matt Lowry have an interesting story about Santa. Santa Claus physics? Well..yes indeed
In his opinion if Santa Claus were real, he would have to travel at a truly incredible speed. With millions of children to visit and only a day to visit them all, Kringle would have to move at hundreds of miles per second (depending on what estimations you use). Such speeds would generate huge G-forces and vaporizing compression-heating—like a shuttle re-entering our atmosphere, only much faster and with a beard. The combined forces would rip Santa Claus apart as he and his reindeer burst into spectacular flames and sonic booms above some bewildered child’s chimney. For Lowry, the take-home message for his students is that Santa cannot possibly be a real man, because physics.
Dealing with the death of the Santa Claus myth isn’t easy. At its best, a child comes to the realization on his or her own (or with the help of friends), and by the time the parents feel that it’s time, there isn’t anything to say. At its worst, dispelling the myth hits hard. The reveal is a tangled ball of emotion and confusion crafted by a parent’s lies. And maybe many families never talk about it at all, expecting a child to eventually inform themselves, and for all parties involved to keep up the charade while secretly knowing the truth.
So Santa can teach STEM?
Exploring the physics of reindeer flight and cross-continent travel, for example, involves basic concepts that are much more fun to learn with a jolly gift giver at the center of them. Speed, a function of distance and time, could easily be taught to a child with Santa’s numbers provided for them. And fun analogies abound for what happens to Santa at those speeds. Like I said above, a sleigh would burst into flames if it had to make all the Christmas stops in one day, but why? Look to a shooting star. It burns up in our sky not because of friction, but because air can’t move out of its way fast enough and gets squeezed together. Santa’s sleigh would do the same. Both lessons involve making proper estimations, a valuable tool in any examination. How many children would Santa really have to visit? Are you accounting for religion? What about kids on the “naughty list”? How heavy would all the presents be? Where would you go to find those numbers?
Working with children in this way could be immensely rewarding for them, giving them at least some ability to discover the world for themselves without having to rely on myth or a parent’s say-so. That rejection of authoritative answers is the essence of science. Will this tactic work? I can’t say. I’d bet that a child is more interested in presents than particle interactions. But for the budding science-enthusiast, I have to believe that guiding him or her through the process of discovery is a gift in and of itself.
So my question is...if we use such tactic, Santa Myth is not a lie anymore? Is so interesting to observe humans trying to transform something negative in something positive.
Well I'll just end this with what my son told me last year:
"Mom, you're kinda older to have imaginary friends, now please buy me an Ipad" =)
Story via Scientific American / Kyle Hill
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/but-not-simpler/2013/12/19/when-you-decide-to-dispel-the-santa-claus-myth-make-it-a-teachable-moment/
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ReplyDeleteMy parents never even mentioned Santa Claus, so I was a little confused when I was old enough to recognize big guys wearing red outfits and ho-ho-ho-ing.
ReplyDeleteGood idea Jeff G
ReplyDeleteWell someone has to do it Jeff G =)
ReplyDeleteIf all else fails, I will make cookies for everyone, sorry Santa.
ReplyDeleteDirk Reul no tiramisu? =)
ReplyDeleteOh well, for you I might, Corina Marinescu regular or gingerbread tiramisu?
ReplyDeleteRegular and with extra mascarpone ...nom nom =)
ReplyDeleteWait, I said yes fairly quickly how.. why..
ReplyDelete<_<
Oh well, extra mascarpone it is!
Ha! well tiramisu it is & mulled wine =)
ReplyDeleteNow, where's Santa?
I just might make it just because :P
ReplyDeleteohhh mulled wine, I need to find my favourite recipe
you are a bad influence on me, Corina Marinescu
Bad influence? Ummm is ok you don't have to eat tiramisu...more for me. Ha!
ReplyDeleteUgh but what's the price of tiramisu? 5km?
Jeff G tiramisu is all for me =)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not sharing, since I'm addicted to tiramisu.
Corina Marinescu Mind you, I did not say I was unhappy with your influence :)
ReplyDeleteI think around Christmas time, we can do with a bit of indulgence.
Jeff G in emergencies, yes :D
I am sure he would understand he might possibly even break the 4th wall.
ReplyDeleteJeff G if you don't stop alter MI addiction, I'll teleport you on Barsoom.
ReplyDeleteOh a Princess of Mars.. it has been some time..
ReplyDeleteUmmm.. Dirk Reul how was that saying again..? Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like tiramisu =))
ReplyDeleteI might have to take a stroll down the garden path, Corina Marinescu :p
ReplyDeleteAlso bananas are overrated.
Yes..too many K's
ReplyDeleteYou might have H2O Jeff G but no mascarpone ... griiinnnnnn
ReplyDeleteJeff G, mirage? Might happen on sandy Barsoom =D
ReplyDeleteI'm always blown away that people are so caught up with the cultural momentum of this that they can't see it for what really is - a depressing belief that reality just isn't cool enough and there's a need to perpetrate a fantasy on their children. I've discussed this with other parents many times and more often than not I hear back things like "Oh but they're just kids" or "Why would you want to deny them the excitement of Santa?". I'm always shocked. What sort of message is it to your children when they grow up and realize their parents have been bull shitting them? I think the implicit motive is clearly that unadulterated reality just doesn't cut it.
ReplyDeleteAnother excuse I have heard for the Santa fantasy is that it helps develop children's imagination. But that's nonsensical. How is a child believing in something imagined by somebody else developing their own imagination?
I think there's as much buy into the Santa fantasy as there is because it represents a sort of trial balloon for the more enduring fantasy people perpetrate on one another and their own lazy minds. The one that occurs with its greatest intensity on Sundays.
Anyway, I did what was suggested in this post. Whenever my son would ask questions about Santa or the tooth fairy etc, I would ask him leading analytical questions to get him to question the feasibility of the story. He's a very independent minded boy today. I hope that our approach of deconstructing the various bits BS at each turn was part of the reason.
Mr. Walker, bravo! However, I'm afraid there are greater forces driving fallacy of Christmas, and it is businesses that make most of their money during these times. good luck in fighting that.
ReplyDeleteI think it's obvious that Santa is a Time Lord and his sled is a TARDIS. ;o)
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